Oysterville Oolong Artisan Loose Leaf Tea

When your coffee addiction needs a sophisticated plot twist. This isn't your basic afternoon tea – it's a caffeinated adventure that happens to taste like plum-kissed poetry with a side of floral drama.

The dark pink brew hits you with that perfect sweet-tart balance, while hibiscus and vanilla notes remind you that caffeine doesn't always have to come with the jitters. It's giving main character energy in a teacup, honestly. 🍵

Perfect for those moments when you want to feel fancy but still need that gentle buzz to get through your day. Whether you're a tea newbie or someone who's been caffeinated since birth, this blend is your gateway to becoming the kind of person who says things like "exquisite mouthfeel" without irony.

Plot twist: You can be caffeinated AND classy. 😂